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Funny Turkey Quotes and Sayings. "The best way to avoid having turkey for Thanksgiving is to eat chicken.". - George Carlin. "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.". - Mae West. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.". - W.C. Fields.
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So to bring some laughs to it all, we give you 44 funny Thanksgiving quotes from the likes of Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, Charlie Brown, Nora Ephron, and Jim Gaffigan. These short, meme-worthy one-liners are sure to put a smile on your face as they poke fun at family dynamics and other oh-so-true parts of Thanksgiving. Read through the list and.
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Roses are red, turkeys are plump. Please pass the gravy before I jump! Happy Gobbling Day! I heard that after Thanksgiving, turkeys seek revenge. So, you might want to sleep with one eye open tonight! Grateful for many things this year, but especially for the fact that elastic pants exist. Bring on the pie!
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Happy Thanksgiving! Copy. May your Thanksgiving be a feast for the eyes and the belly. I hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of and more. Copy. May your stuffing be delicious, your turkey be juicy, and your family is drama-free. Copy. Wishing you a Thanksgiving that is delicious in every way! Copy.
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Funny Thanksgiving greetings. Eat, drink and cranberry! Let the gourd times roll. Hoping your Thanksgiving comes with a cornucopia of blessings. Oh my, it's the season of pleasin' turkey and pie!
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Wishing you the gift of faith and the blessing of hope this Thanksgiving Day! God bless you on this day of thanks. All my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family today! May this year be.
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Funny Thanksgiving Messages. Use these funny Happy Thanksgiving message in any cards, emails or messages you are sending out this Thanksgiving. May all the delightful attributes of the season be with you, a house filled with the delicious smells of your favorite foods, the Macy's parade on television, and great conversations around the table..
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Emma Kumer/rd.com. "There is no sincerer love than the love of food.". โ George Bernard Shaw. Emma Kumer/rd.com. "I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you.
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Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Message. "Let us enjoy Thanksgiving by thanking people and thanking God for the good food.". "We often forget to express gratitude on Thanksgiving because we are busy eating.". "May we have a Thanksgiving where we have good jokes to laugh at.". Thanksgiving is incomplete with good laughs and good food.
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Thanksgiving is around the corner, so it's time to eat, drink, and cranberry! Once you've got the turkey a cookin' and the pies a bakin', don't forget Thanksgiving puns to add some levity to the day too.Here we have 62 that will add plenty of cheese to your menu for the day, covering all the Thanksgiving necessities: turkey, side dishes, and pies and other desserts (I like big Bundts and I.
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Ways to say Happy Thanksgiving . Funny Ways to say Happy Thanksgiving . Below are the 80 funny ways to say "Happy Thanksgiving": Thanks, laughs, and elastic waistbands.. A big virtual hug and warm Thanksgiving wishes! Cheers to thanks, family, friends, and fun for all! May your Thanksgiving be filled with blessings and joy.
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It's the only day we have mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes.". โ Lewis Black. "I heard about a trend where, this Thanksgiving, people made tiny turkeys. You may know them by their other.
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Funny Thanksgiving Wishes. 61. May Thanksgiving remind us all to be grateful for elastic waistbands. 62. Wishing you a Thanksgiving stuffed with stuffingโand love. 63.
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I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. - Howie Mandel. I don't eat pumpkin pie. It's made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that's just spooky. - Melanie White. See Also: Best Thanksgiving Wishes, Messages & GreetingsThanksgiving Wishes, Messages & Cards . Funny.
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Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. 1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.". โ P.J. O'Rourke. 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.". โ Andy Borowitz. 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.